Merch

Good. Clean. Fun. To Wear.

This is the official uniform of the quietly rebellious—those who know slowing down is a power move. Our Foolish Things merch is more than just a fit; it’s a flag for the thoughtful, the curious, and the joyfully caffeinated.

From vintage space camp tees to sodie pong (sober beer pong?) bals and soft, worn-in totes, each piece is designed with the same care and intention as our drinks: bold, playful, and built for connection.

Whether you’re hosting a porch hang, or leading your own personal retreat, wear it like a reminder:
Slow Down.  Stay Foolish.